Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is stressed! And who wouldn't be, what with all the crazy accusations about banging prostitutes, destroying archeology, and offering do-nothing political jobs in exchange for sex? On the eve of a three-week vacation away from his troubles he reportedly flew in a trio of doctors to help him relieve some of the tension. Their suggestions are said to involve mineral baths and a change of diet; the Times of London notes rather acidly, "It is unlikely that doctors will be prescribing the company of hordes of young bikini-clad guests and naked world leaders, who have famously frequented his holiday home in the past." Seems rather short-sighted to me; how you gonna cure a guy by taking away his favorite things?