You know how it is: Some days things get away from you, you forget you have a website, you don't post for hours on end, etc. It's LATE August, I'm not gonna beat myself up about it. I do feel a little guilty, though, so let me share with you, as others have already shared, the wonder that is Penis Shark. [WARNING: Contains penis shark.]
Related: The Majesty of Jaws
OK, but what I really need to know is is it really a penis?! Did it really bite the wang right off some unfortunate sea monster? Or is that just, like, its own shark uvula or something? I am unwilling to google any of that to try to find out.
I think it's a whale dildo.
What the hell is it with you and Wednesdays?
I wonder if he got it at a whale positive store.
I bet his breath is terrible.
Christ, Balk, are you trying to turn me off of penis? That's just wrong.
Talk about penis envy, or not.
Miserable cockbiter.
I've been checking back here periodically all day, and spent the last hour wandering the internet, all to answer this question: WTF is actually in that shark's mouth? I don't think its a plastic dildo - it appears to leak blood for a moment. Is it part of the shark? Was it part of another animal? I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF INFORMATION AND THE INTERNET IS FAILING ME.