TouchMate® Interactive Solutions today announced that it will bring a new level of protection to our country's innocent and highly touchable children, with its new SchoolDefender™ system! This handy system interrogates all school visitors, checks them against databases (using the PassagePointEDU™ from STOPware™!), and ejects all people from the school that might be on any number of hastily-assembled lists from any number of government or private contractor agencies. How can this not be a good idea?
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
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There's an app for that!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/5918923/iPhone-app-tracks-sex-offenders.html
Awesome, ToucheMate! Pander to parents' nightmares with an expensive solution and completely miss the mark. While your robot interrogates the 5 people still allowed onto public schools, kids will continue to be molested at home and church. Maybe you can subcontract Anti-Predator Predator Drones to circle overhead.
Can't we just castrate everyone once they have children, or pass the age of 35 without doing so?
Too much?
If the problem has to do with children, maybe the most practical thing to do is stop giving birth to them?
except in countries where they're needed to make my clothing.
touchmate? i guess molestmate sounded too creepy.