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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Rick Santorum Wins Race To Iowa

HE'S A BABY, GET IT?Well, how-dee-do. Rick Santorum, who is a crazy person who was accidentally elected to the Senate, and who is now a lawyer, a lawyer who does not believe there is a right of privacy in the United States, because how could "liberty" possibly have anything to do with "privacy," and also he's never read amendments IV and IX, is shortly on his way to the fine state of Iowa! He is there meeting with the middling-far right, which is not actually that big in Iowa, because in many ways Iowa is a state of nice people who do not like mean people, which means the Santorum Show is not going to go over that well. Iowa has the kind of Christians who may not like abortion but also don't really believe in being mean to people, and Santorum has a mean streak a mile long. Also he is a douche. Also: PALIN IN '12, WAHOO!

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sorry your heinous

Is it common for incumbents who are voted out of office to then run for higher office?

GiovanniGF
GiovanniGF (#224)

Please please please Palin/Santorum 2012! PLEASE!

Choire Sicha

I know. I'm SUPER-JAZZED.

Abe Sauer
Abe Sauer (#148)

I give that person huge props for zealous dedication to making that "Spreading Satorum" site a thing of... beauty(?). That's the kind of dedication that makes a website work.

HeyThatsMyBike

Iowa, while boring, is not nearly as backwards a state as most people imagine. In fact, with being ok with letting teh gays marry, they are more progressive than California!
He won't accomplish much there. They are nice people who mostly want to be left alone, and to let others do the same.

KenWheaton
KenWheaton (#401)

That Gomer Pyle wannabe MIKE HUCKABEE won the primary in Iowa and you're giving them a free pass?!?! Come on, now.

sigerson
sigerson (#179)

Hey, you know until the recent New Yorker column I never appreciated that MICHAEL Savage was different from DAN Savage. I don't know how I was able to mix these two radically divergent gentlemen in my head, but there you go. Also.

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