The folks at Evil Beet Gossip have found the non-passworded section of Perez Hilton's new site for tween-women. It is Barbie's Mongoloid Dream House with My Little Sparkle Motion Pony huffing Elmer's and purging in the pink tiled bathroom. Ladies and gentlemen and tweens, the future! Enjoy!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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Yay! Dioramas!
A museum of stuffed celebrities. That could work, in say 2178, when people are well over our celebrities, who will be them what safari animals are to us.
I thought Jezebel For Tween Consumer Dimwits is Jezebel.com
Did they all leave?
Viagra and jizz jokes!
This is almost as annoying as Just Jared Jr. Sample headline: Jamie Murray Touches Corbin Bleu’s Bum
AAAAAARGH!
my apologies for that. she's wearing a denim jacket with jeans. this scares me.