A YouTube video making the rounds-most recently posted on the entertainment news blog Crazydaysandnights, since disappeared-shows a two-year-old boy lighting and smoking a cigarette while a group of surrounding adults laugh and clap and cheer. This is less okay than those already not-really-okay Etrade commercials. And much less okay than the forever-awesome cover of Dinosaur Jr.'s 1991 album, Green Mind.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
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The cigarette makes him look at least three.
He's 16, the smoking just stunted his growth.
I have to say, this is sort of the only reason to get a baby. That and making them do yard work.
Loving the use of "get." Like from a Sears catalogue. Or Zara, if you're fancy.
Ha, well, it's not like I can extrude one.
Get one from Sharper Image. They're self-cleaning.
Hammacher Schlemmer, if you like them blond and blue.
not frikkin' zara. those things always give way at the crotch.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO ENJOY WITH A ROB ROY? a FUCKING CIGAR?????
Plus, a cigar after sex is just wrong.
That kid's hung like Screech.
I don't care how cute, a dirty sanchez is a dirty sanchez.
Isn't anyone else concerned that the kid's on the front of a bike and clearly NOT wearing a helmet?
A helmet is just going to get in the way of his mouth savoring that smooth, smooth Winston.
Uh, Winston LIGHT (he's only two, you know).
I bet he's the coolest Joe at Marlboro Country Day Care.
Oh, Dear Lord, I have a good one. But I'm too young to make license plates for the rest of my life.
Unless they're, like, Vermont plates. Those are pretty cool.
Are you sure they're not pretty KOOL?!
I really wish I knew what the kid was saying before each puff. I hope it's something like, "Goddamn wife. Always ridin' my ass."
Yes... Paging our Chinese-speaking friends....
I figure he's just saying, "HEY, YUM."
This 2 year old is actually a 33 year old dwarf named Leena Klammer posing as a child.
Spoiler alert.
"I really should drink top shelf."
"These fuckin faggots taste just like grandma".
Cigarette break's over kid. Now get back to making my Nikes.
Maybe they could be filling the motorcycle with gasoline while he smokes?
thug for life
I recently did a blog post on photos of young girls smoking and I discovered this creepy website called Midnight Auto Parts that sells photos of kids smoking.