'Melrose Place' Still Missing a Landlord

HEATHER LOCKLEARI can’t believe I care but also I don’t understand why we can’t get Heather Locklear on the new Melrose Place. Why? Is she still crying over the death of LAX, my favorite bad TV show about an airport? Is she super-busy with her probation and her DMV “safe driving” class? I just am not really going to watch it without her, and I speak for all gays over the age of 32 when I say this, SO PREPARE TO FEEL THE PAIN, “THE CW.”