Mark Penn: Not Fired!
The Wall Street Journal gave Gawker a statement today, about their columnist Mark Penn, whose firm uses his column there to get clients! "Obviously when you have a contributor, they use a column to market themselves. Clearly what was done is not something that we liked. But we're pretty sure that it's going to stop." I am… amused? Angered? Skeeved? No wait: unimpressed.
Jesus Christ Choire!
Sharper Image is bankrupt.
Sky Mall is about to crash and burn.
I'm trying to move 15,000 cashmere yurts by September 15 or I gotta pay a warehouse fee. You're not telling me that the WSJ's reputation is worth more than that?
This is business fuckers and I gotta get these pineapples to Hawaii by tomorrow.
I'm unimpressed too! It's a Microtrend(tm)!