Lest we forget, Marc Jacobs is getting married this weekend, to someone named Lorenzo or something. Allegedly. In P-Town. But what is his former fiance, his previous intended, his jilted ex, up to? How is he feeeeeling? To the Facebook!
Jason Preston Come to Citrine 2nite 4my party EyeCandy doors open @ 11. Open bar @ 11. 21st & 6th. Say my name @ the door for free entry. xo JasonPreston on WednesdayHe is doing great, thanks for asking! What a weird time we live in, right?
Jason Preston I love my Sally Hershberger shampoo & conditioner only $9.50 at the salon or in stores.xo 10 August at 19:52

"LOUIS Vuitton designer Marc Jacobs (above) is planning to marry his boyfriend in Provincetown, Mass., this weekend. One source told us that Jacobs and his Brazilian lover, Lorenzo Martone..."
*reads like the opening of an episode of 'Days of Our Lives.'
Wouldn't you marry your fiance, as opposed to your boyfriend?
or your lover.
I'm thinking the straights would simply go with "LV designer Marc Jacobs is planning to marry Lorenzo Martone in Provincetown, Mass this weekend."
Love moves too quickly for an affiancement period.
And, if we're going to be honest, it moves too quickly for a marriage period.
I like you with all my heart.
All you need is $9.50 and a dream.
For a well photographed view of Jacob's business partner's newly reconstructed and decorated house in P-Town, flip the pages to his spread in ELLE DECOR September 2009. Clearly, something is up in that town.
This better be in Vows.
He's gonna wash that man right out of his hair.
Well, as someone who actually lives in Ptown, it's just the usual August insanity here. Us locals are hiding around the edges, waiting until Labor Day when it will all (at least mostly) be over.
Also, there is a sign at the Marc Jacobs store saying MJ is not getting married. Hmm..?
ps to David - That house is not so "newly reconstructed." It's been that way for a few years now.