Lady With Ulterior Motives Meets Married Men Who Want Something Simpler
Melanie Berliet got up on that cheating-on-wives website Ashley Madison (don't you feel bad for all the 8-year-olds name Ashley Madison?) and met a bunch of guys and wrote about it.
"I don't want to disrupt my life," Jackson said in a monotone voice. "I have three little ones. I want to wake up at home, to cries of 'Daddy!'" After a brief pause, he added, "But my wife, she's so conservative. She doesn't fuck me, you know? Like really fuck me.""How conservative? You didn't exactly answer my question, by the way."
"She thinks watching porn is cheating," he said.
"Yikes. How often do you have sex?"
"Never!" he exclaimed with a mix of bafflement and hostility.
I love how VF lists this as a "Web Exclusive".
Isn't that just shorthand for "not important enough to be printed"?
linkbait
It's funny, it is and it isn't? Because it's sort of good, and sort of not good, and sort of confusing, and also just weird.
It would help if there were pictures. Heh.
Straight people are funny.
I'm trying to picture the editorial conversation surrounding this decision. This story is to sexy web content as granny panties are to lingerie.
It appeals to the desperate horny unhappily married demo.
Um Jackson? Has it occurred to you that the problem may be that you don't "really fuck" her?
yes, he did choose a rather curious phrasing.
Blame gay marriage.
“Why me?,†I asked. “What are the other women on Ashley Madison like?â€
“Well, for one thing, your skin is the color of purity,†he said, as if admitting his darkest secret. “It gets me thinking about the irony of finding you on some filthy cheater’s Web site. It doesn’t match.â€
= You are the only woman on this site
"bafflement and hostility" is how I engage in sexual activity.
Remember when Ashley was spelled "Ashlee"?
Sigh.