Dear Jon Hamm,
I'm glad things are going so well for you! It's terrific that you're super-funny and everyone's new crush and that you do such a great job of playing a bad boy in your show "Mad Men" but then turn out to be a regular nice guy in real life, offering up both the fantasy of a man who will treat you like dirt and the comfort of knowing that you're really kind and gentle. But, seriously, "I used to teach little kids and I loved it so much"? STOP. You are no longer playing fair.
Best, etc.,
Dudes
HA! This is payback for years of us ladies suffering through Natalie Portman's Harvard style sweetness and fine acting abilities.
XO,
Vagina Havers
But I thought us at The Internet agreed that she is the original MPDG?
she ain't. ever see "what's eating gilbert grape?".\
(my point being that i don't think portman was even conceived when that movie was made.)
Yeah, what are us regularly-drink-too-much, will-always-hate-children, generally-misanthropic-occasionally-insane dudes supposed to do?
Heart. Already at max.
You know, I find Donald Draper incredibly attractive, but Jon Hamm not so much. Maybe it's the Brylcreem that makes all the difference? Or the brooding intensity coupled with the non-stop drinking and smoking? If it's the latter, you're back in with a chance, Balk.
I'm with you Wookie. He does not do it for me out of his Draper drag. In it he appears to be a very intense lay. As Jon Hamm he looks like a cuddler.
He's like if you found out Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox had the personality of Tina Fey. Mega-swoon.
No need for Angelina or Megan Fox, I mega-swoon for Tina Fey.
Agreed. Megan Fox's body is the equivalent of Diablo Cody's personality: derivative, trendy, and overexposed.
I'll take Tina Fey just as she is.
Yeah, I am a female and think Ms. Fey is quite attractive, but she doesn't seem to have the same, uh, beat-off following among the males as the other two do.
" . . .it’s way cooler to go build it and do it for reals."
Perhaps, this unexpected sincerity might be attributed to the fact that he had to endure the slings and arrows of being known as Hamm on the playground. I knew a kid named Canham who was teased mercilessly for his surname.
Finally, the Hams are cool.
Needs more hair. Much, much more hair.
Ah, an avatar I can understand!
STRONGLY AGREE
Glad you're happy. No cuddling!
This is all because of the fingerbanging episode, right?
Regardless of when she materialized to the mortals, for us young ladies she has set an impossible bar of ravishing looks and ivy league smarts. She also made funny rap videos with Andy Samberg. The burning envy is melting my keyboard as we speak!
At least with ladies like Scarlett Johannson we could say "well, she's a spacey starlet. I have these great SAT scores and fine-tuned wit! Wee!"
But with girls like Portman running around all we can do is feel bloated.
Yup! And the elegant use of his man-bangs.
I once declined an invite to a christmas party attended by Miss Portman... why go and be invisible anyways?
He's dull.
And nobody's THAT nice. Sorry.
Jon Hamm is like a lottery ticket. You know you're not going to win, you're just buying the chance to dream.