Comments on: Hissing iPhone, Are You The Destroyer? http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer Seriously, this could not be more beta Sun, 21 Mar 2010 11:20:54 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17911 TerseNursePornstein Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:13:04 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17911 Because heavy alcohol consumption destroys the liver, I mean. Because heavy alcohol consumption destroys the liver, I mean.

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17910 TerseNursePornstein Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:12:13 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17910 The liver converts beta-carotene into Vitamin A. Which your eye would need to be healthy. The liver converts beta-carotene into Vitamin A. Which your eye would need to be healthy.

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17909 TerseNursePornstein Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:11:16 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17909 Because Vitamin A deficiency causes damage to the cornea, blindness even. Because Vitamin A deficiency causes damage to the cornea, blindness even.

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17908 TerseNursePornstein Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:10:46 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17908 You would need a new cornea should your acting cornea become diseased. You would need a new cornea should your acting cornea become diseased.

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17907 TerseNursePornstein Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:10:24 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17907 Because the cornea can be transplanted. Because the cornea can be transplanted.

]]> By: belltolls http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17875 belltolls Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:24:07 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17875 I Safari to hear this. I Safari to hear this.

]]> By: atipofthehat http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17827 atipofthehat Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:14:52 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17827 I already use retin-A. Why not? I already use retin-A. Why not?

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17766 TerseNursePornstein Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:25:30 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17766 Jokes? Jokes?

]]> By: atipofthehat http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17757 atipofthehat Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:00:15 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17757 The jokes just get cornea. The jokes just get cornea.

]]> By: TerseNursePornstein http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17751 TerseNursePornstein Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:45:06 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17751 And here I was going to gift you that eye's cornea to remedy your alcohol-impaired vision! :( And here I was going to gift you that eye's cornea to remedy your alcohol-impaired vision! :(

]]> By: NotAndersonCooper http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17750 NotAndersonCooper Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:41:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17750 This happens with poorly constructed playlists; don't mix Miles Davis with The Bacon Brothers. This happens with poorly constructed playlists; don't mix Miles Davis with The Bacon Brothers.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17745 HiredGoons Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:24:04 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17745 iSorry... iSorry…

]]> By: atipofthehat http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17744 atipofthehat Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:22:29 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17744 For advertising, they could use the Anne in the Hathaway shirt. http://www.celebritycrunch.com/2006/06/anne-hathaway-see-through.php Oops, I mean "man." http://money.cnn.com/1999/07/21/companies/ogilvy/ For advertising, they could use the Anne in the Hathaway shirt.

http://www.celebritycrunch.com/2006/06/anne-hathaway-see-through.php

Oops, I mean "man."

http://money.cnn.com/1999/07/21/companies/ogilvy/

]]> By: KarenUhOh http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17736 KarenUhOh Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:06:35 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17736 Oh, you just WOULD get there first. Oh, you just WOULD get there first.

]]> By: KarenUhOh http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17735 KarenUhOh Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:06:14 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17735 i don't get it. i don't get it.

]]> By: HiredGoons http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17734 HiredGoons Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:05:25 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17734 iGetIt, iGetIt. iGetIt, iGetIt.

]]> By: mathnet http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17731 mathnet Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:59:32 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17731 hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

]]> By: Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17730 Balk Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:58:52 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17730 The eye that was damaged by the exploding iPhone, I mean. The eye that was damaged by the exploding iPhone, I mean.

]]> By: Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17729 Balk Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:58:40 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17729 You would need it (the iPatch) to cover your damaged eye. You would need it (the iPatch) to cover your damaged eye.

]]> By: Balk http://www.theawl.com/2009/08/hissing-iphone-are-you-the-destroyer#comment-17728 Balk Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:58:19 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=9937#comment-17728 It's like "eyepatch" except it uses a lowercase 'i.' It's like "eyepatch" except it uses a lowercase 'i.'

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