"A French teenager has been injured by his girlfriend's exploding iPhone, little more than a week after Apple was accused of trying to suppress news of an exploding iPod Touch.... Earlier this month, Liverpudlian Ken Stanborough told The Times of London that after he contacted Apple about his daughter's exploding iPod Touch – which made its own hissing sound before rocketing ten feet in the air – the company said it would refund the price of the device if Stanborough and daughter signed a confidentiality agreement banning them from publicly discussing the incident." I can't wait until Apple unveils its newest status symbol: the iPatch. Hahaha, get it?
Thursday, August 13, 2009
20
It's like "eyepatch" except it uses a lowercase 'i.'
You would need it (the iPatch) to cover your damaged eye.
The eye that was damaged by the exploding iPhone, I mean.
i don't get it.
hahahahahaha
iGetIt, iGetIt.
Oh, you just WOULD get there first.
iSorry...
For advertising, they could use the Anne in the Hathaway shirt.
http://www.celebritycrunch.com/2006/06/anne-hathaway-see-through.php
Oops, I mean "man."
http://money.cnn.com/1999/07/21/companies/ogilvy/
This happens with poorly constructed playlists; don't mix Miles Davis with The Bacon Brothers.
And here I was going to gift you that eye's cornea to remedy your alcohol-impaired vision! :(
The jokes just get cornea.
Jokes?
I already use retin-A. Why not?
Because the cornea can be transplanted.
You would need a new cornea should your acting cornea become diseased.
Because Vitamin A deficiency causes damage to the cornea, blindness even.
The liver converts beta-carotene into Vitamin A. Which your eye would need to be healthy.
Because heavy alcohol consumption destroys the liver, I mean.
I Safari to hear this.