Untraditional tourist activities for this coming weekend recommended by Awl readers include: The Brooklyn cyclones, the dance party on Governors Island and what is apparently a swinger's party. ("Single men (or women) are NOT allowed but a couple may elect to bring an extra girl for an additional $30 on any night.")
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
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You could also go fuck yahself. At least, that's what the cabbie suggested.
Oldjewstellingjokes.com suggests something similar. (Hopelessly accented tourist on sidewalk): "Excuse me, sir, can you please direct me to Statue of Liberty, or should I just go fock myself?"
There's a Funk and Waffles party at the Bell House on Friday, which not only suggests good dancing, but offers the anthropological opportunity to experience firsthand the kind of "What? What'd I say?" benevolent racism that makes hipsters the Tickle Me Elmo of 2010.
sitting on the couch, drinking and crying about your wasted life is a good way to fit in in any environment. it's what the natives do.