Finally, a bit of closure: "Benson, the giant carp whose death in Britain this month sparked an international outpouring, was probably not a victim of foul play, the taxidermist charged with examining her sudden death said on Monday. Instead, the fish likely died from reproductive complications."
Farewell, then, sweet Benson. We will never forget your sacrifice.
Someone knocked up Benson? Poor guy. It does hearten me to know that there are fishy chubby chasers out there. Gives me hope.
I hear talk that it's his private physician who gave him all sorts of powerful piscine painkillers.
"Reproductive complications" is a just a euphemism. Benson actually died of auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Troy McClure still inconsolable.
thank you.
You know, Robert Guillaume is like 82. And this summer isn't over yet? I'm just saying you should think ahead before you choose your tags.
And thank you.
Isn't this a bit like Cruella de Ville heading up PETA?
Reproductive problems, like a man holding you tightly by your fishy lady parts while posing for a photo?
Also, that fish CLEARLY died of obesity. Duh!