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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Flying Rabbis Blow Horns To Prevent Pig Disease


"About 50 rabbis and Jewish mystics have flown over Israel for an airborne prayer meeting in the belief it may stop the spread of swine flu... One of the rabbis says he is certain the danger to Israel has now passed because of the prayer flight." Okay! Insert your own treyf joke here.

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hman
hman (#53)

I'll never understand El Al's passenger screening process.

Kataphraktos
Kataphraktos (#226)

An observant Jew getting swine flu... that must be awkward.

iplaudius
iplaudius (#1,066)

Flying Dutchmen, flying nuns, flying rabbis-why not?

TerseNursePornstein

In some delicious irony, Sir Francis Bacon anticipated this in a section of his Novum Organum known as Idol of the Tribe.

TerseNursePornstein

Er, 'cause I don't know any treuf jokes. Or what this is, exactly... hey, how about one of those IT'S NOT SCIENCE! tags?

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