Crack bit of paleontological detective work detailed in a new Nature article about Anomalocaris, a three-foot-long shrimp-like creature widely believed to have dominated the seas of the Paleozoic era's Cambrian period by "hunting and eating hard-shelled prey such as trilobites." In a recent computer-assisted analysis of fossilized Anomalocaris mouth parts, Amherst College's Whitey Hagadorn determined that the "Tyranosaurus rex of the Cambrian" lacked the chomping power to match its reputation. "Everyone shows it grabbing trilobites and munching them. Like a cookie monster," Hagadorn says. "Not possible." Hagadorn suggests Anomalocaris subsisted on a softer diet of jellyfish and worms, or maybe just filtered plankton. In turn, Hagedorn's colleagues insist that his is not the last word on the matter. Says Dave Rudkin of the Royal Ontario Museum, "What we need is to find Anomalocaris poop."
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Can you imagine the crack team of Vegas culinary scientists that are frantically working on the cloning of these fuckerz right now for the Circus Circus buffet?
Science is fucking awesome.
Cthulumari
HA! Don't eat The Old Ones, they may have turned.
@hiredgoons: Only in months containing an unpronounceable letter.
Will any of this information affect my ability to order off the menu at Red Lobster?
considering there was no pollution back then, can you IMAGINE how delicious these would have been!?
1 c. ketchup
1 tsp. prepared horseradish
Dash of cayenne pepper
2 tsp. lemon juice
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 tsp. chili powder
Combine all ingredients. Refrigerate until served.
what, raw?
This is why I love The Awl.
Good luck to them on the poop.
But did they really ride around in underwater leaf boats? And did they play games with little many-tentacled beings? I NEED that illustration to be completely historically accurate, people.