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Friday, August 28, 2009

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Don't Use Dead Kennedys To Pass Legislation, Say Compassionate Conservatives

Inappropriate politicizerRepublicans are outraged that Democrats may "inappropriately politicize" the death of Senator Ted Kennedy to advance the passage of health care reform. And they're right to be, because there is absolutely no precedent for using the tragic passing of a liberal hero as inspiration for action on legislation of which he was in favor. Except for that time in 1963 when President Johnson went to Capitol Hill and insisted that

no memorial oration or eulogy could more eloquently honor President Kennedy's memory than the earliest possible passage of the Civil Rights Bill for which he fought so long. We have talked long enough in this country about equal rights. We have talked for a hundred years or more. It is time now to write the next chapter, and to write it in the books of law. I urge you again, as I did in 19 and 57 and again in 19 and 60, to enact a civil rights law so that we can move forward to eliminate from this nation every trace of discrimination and oppression that is based upon race or color. There could be no greater source of strength to this nation both at home and abroad.
And all we got out of that was a Civil Rights Act. So not worth politicizing things over.

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TableNine
TableNine (#1,104)

I've only ever used the Dead Kennedys for high school road trips.

Matt
Matt (#26)

I just knew those socialists would try to establish the Suede/Denim Secret Police.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I mean, they're acting as if Ted Kennedy was some sort of polarizing figure.

HonoriaGlossop
HonoriaGlossop (#1,247)

I'm surprised the Repubs haven't already capitalized on this connection by using "Kill the Poor" as a rally anthem.

jfruh
jfruh (#713)

I'm just impressed that LBJ said things like "19 and 57" and "19 and 60".

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

I know, right?

propertius
propertius (#361)

And he had a funny way of pronouncing "Viet Nam".

WindowSeat
WindowSeat (#180)

Last time someone used The Dead Kennedys to advance legislation we got warning stickers on albums.

raf_oh
raf_oh (#1,296)

Terri Schiavo would be outraged

My Number Is My Address

How about Dems agree not to use Dead Kennedys if the GOP agrees not to use Minor Threats.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

What a Government Issue.

kabamm
kabamm (#1,462)

Pfft. They can't be serious. In two words: Ronald Reagan.

Baboleen
Baboleen (#1,430)

How about in three numbers 9-1-1. How many deaths on that date did The Bush posse use, for how many excuses, to pass mind-boggling decisions?

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