The Wall Street Journal picks up the story of Benson the carp and investigates five possible reasons for the giant fish's demise.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
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That afternoon, Barry Williams, a taxidermist with some zoology training, was mounting a red stag head when he took a call from Mr. Bridgefoot.
Barry! What is Florence Henderson going to say?
Probably something like "Don't forget to bring the Wesson tonight, Johnny Bravo."
"her appeal bolstered by bright-orange scales that seemed painted on and perfect lips."
These people need to get a hobby.
I mean, a different hobby.
Like a Craigslist "hobbyist?" That kind of hobby?
6) Benson's health care was provided by the NHS, which is going to kill us all if it comes to America.