Bears, the world's most fascinating species, continue to make news this summer! Days after we learned that these furry marauders are developing super intelligence, we also discover that they like to swim in the backyard on a hot day. Just like people! You keep swimming, bears, and we'll keep watching. Or at least I will. I LOVE ME SOME BEAR VIDEOS.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
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I'm so sick of bears.
What?
This isn't about fat, hairy gays?
Okay. Carry on.
And that's when I realized that I swim just like a bear.
It reminded me of me too!
Especially that part at the end when he gets tired and does a few halfhearted kicks while holding onto the side before deciding to screw it and just get out.
It reminded me of you too!
Looks like an Otter to me.
I don't think taking apples for someone else's tree counts as stealing if a bear does it.
Especially if they built their mega-mansion in the bears' habitat. From the bears' point of view it is kind of like these nice humans came along and destroyed where they lived. So the least they can do is provide food and water for them: a pool, water fountain, fruit trees, and the occasional labradoodle to snack on. It's rather nice.
The down side: Winnie the Pooh getting shot in 3...2...
SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!
Cute. I just hope he/she doesn't pee in the pool like some people do. sheesh
(Also I don't think there'll ever be a day when I don't find your devotion to bear videos utterly endearing. Like, it kinda makes me go "AWWW THAT'S A GOO BALK YES IT IS WHO WANTS A COOKIE?!")
It is my most redeeming feature! I mean, does JON HAMM post bear videos? I DON'T THINK SO.
You really want that cookie, don't you?
Yes! I hear that guts are back in these days.
Fine. But I draw the line at belly rubs, Alex.
Oh sorry to intrude, but Jolie, when you draw the line at the Balk's belly is the forbidden zone above or below the line?
Also, this bear can obviously read. He saw the 'No Diving or Jumping' sign and politely slid in feet first.