Your forecast for the day: "Lots of pandas." Yes, August has finally got the best of me. I'm gonna go bang my head against the wall until it knocks something loose. Watch this in the meantime.
Previously In The Awl's Groundbreaking Baby Animal Video Series: Baby Panda Confuses, Disgusts
AND: Even more bear videos!
Seriously, if you see ANYTHING INTERESTING AT ALL please send it to notes@theawl.com. There's no guarantee that I'll do anything with it, because I can barely find the strength to string two words together, but it'll be nice to know there's something out there.
Could you have Choire film you while you bang your head against the wall and then post the video? That is, quite frankly, exactly what this day needs.
It would take so long to embed. I wanna be out of here by 3.
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Aw MAN! That is not what I thought it would say. Click the link for your video, jolie.
WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT
Here, jolie. http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/LYlTdF43V6zuNTGG
OH MY GOD THAT IS TERRIFYING AND FANTASTICAL ALL AT THE SAME TIME BUT MOSTLY TERRIFYING AND NOW I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES. ALSO ALSDHLASJL:AJ:JFLAHFKHLSKF
@mathnet: OMG you need to get that synched to the new theme song!
Yeah, you're totes welcome.
Maeve, after witnessing the slobbering mess that was my attempt at video embedding, you dare to suggest that I continue manipulating electronica?
OH MY GOD
@Balk: I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SEEING YOUR FACE WITHOUT YOUR HAND ATTACHED TO IT.
ANYTHING INTERESTING AT ALL
Bye bye, libido! We've had a good run.
@Mathnet pat yourself on the back, you done good today. I could not and did not do anything better today.
Haz seen? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHriDR8F8o
Red pandas = cute raccoons.
COMMUNIST cute raccoons.
What's all this about COMMIE PANDAS??? Are you some kinda commie lover?
Suddenly have an urge to play Super Mario Bros. 3.
I had a panda for dinner.
How did you serve the bamboo?