Help me out here: What exactly is so cute about this baby panda? It looks like a freakish screaming rodent to me. Am I just being a dick? I don't get all the "awww."
Thursday, August 6, 2009
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Newborns of just about any species really aren't cute. They need a few days/weeks/months (depending on species) to grow into it. Give that panda a few weeks, and your heart will melt.
exactly. and at least panda's don't email you pictures from the delivery room and expect compliments on their newly delivered wiggling blob of flesh.
whoa, fuck. "panda's"? jesus. my ex-boyfriend must have infected me with his errant possessives.
Awww, he looks he'd be great with some onions and mayo on a toasted bun.
Huh, guess that quarter-pounder reference really got to me.
I went to the Bronx Zoo two weeks ago with a friend, and every animal we saw we discussed how it would be best prepared and served.
I want a motherfuckin' Flamingo Steak.
Good man! I want a Canada Goose roast and a Polar Bear steak tartare and a penguin sandwich. On whole wheat! White bread gets too soggy from penguin fat. And some thinly sliced Komodo dragon on a bed of goat cheese and balsamic vinegar and tapioca. And yes, I'll have fries with that.
It's lunchtime, bro.
Fruit Bat Skewers.
are you crazy? ROAST the flamingo. steak would be stringy.
All pandas are cute all the time!
You're unattractive, and people find you bland.
have a nice weekend!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klO6oyK9Y5w&feature=related but nobody expects the flying headbutt! (you can stop at.20 sec)
Wait...are you saying freakish screaming rodents *aren't* cute?
Julia Allison?
Yeah - stop being a dick to that screeching wet red little crawling thing ugh
You know, declaring war on Gothamist on top of your ongoing feud with Gawker will... ah, screw it, I have a Series 3 practice exam to take.
and now we know than ann curry can't pronounce "whoa".
I'm glad someone else noticed that. what an idiot.
When did "about the size of a stick of butter" become the required terminology for describing panda babies? In every news report on every panda ever born in captivity, they always say that the new cub is "about the size of a stick of butter." Why not "about the size of a remote control?" A little originality, please.
Everyone's a Wonkette fan?
Everyone's fat and pumped with cholesterol?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
You can't! Now that it has burst out of its momma's chest, it will just get bigger and more bloodthirsty. Only Ripley can kill it now.