'Avatar' Pre-Buzz Goes Wildly Over the Top with Sam Worthington 'Esquire' Cover
We're only something like four months prior to the opening of James Cameron's Avatar, which is apparently the most important movie of our generation (what if it sucks though!?), and already the pre-buzz has put bricklayer-hot Australian actor Sam Worthington on the cover of Esquire. (Perhaps you remember Worthington from such movies as that last Terminator mess, and, um… that episode of Jag? Or, uh, doing Macbeth in Melbourne?) The magazine describes him, very weirdly, on the cover, as "The Greatest Actor of Our Time?" Because you know, when someone finally says that about you, do you really want it to be ending with a question mark? Is this just some weird cover-line uptalk? Is Esquire just girls? Also in the two photos of him in the magazine, Sam Worthington is wearing "cotton jeans by Dolce & Gabbana" and "cotton jeans by Levi's." Um, in case you did not know, here is the deal with jeans: they are made out of cotton.







Bullshit. Jeremy Piven is our generation's greatest actor and he proved it by wrestling on WWE Raw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmw2MAE4BTQ
I've seen a lot of gross shit in my lifetime but that was pure awfulness. I didn't watch the whole thing. Piven should've hosted a UFC event, instead of some douchebaggy fake wrestling bs, if he had any class. Bonus: if he had gotten beaten up at an MMA event, it would have been for real.
You may remember Esquire from such uh, um… such as, um…
I KNOW! when my sub finally ran out i was so thankful because i wouldn't have to yell at it like a crazy buffoon anymore.
I did not expect to leave this post having learned about twill, weft, warp and
Ooof I saw 20 minutes of the The Most Important Movie of Our Generation and it was laughably bad! It's mostly animated and Master Thespian Worthington is made to look like a 7 foot, blueberry colored cat-person. Take some Thundercat action figures dip them in Vaseline and there you have Avatar.
I am so ready for that action.
FERN GULLY.
Um, did he have this cover made at a booth at Great Adventure because, um, Sam Worthington? Who gives a hoot?
I hate to admit it, Choire, but I am literally on my way to the store to return a pair of jeans I bought because I found out that they're made from 98% cotton and 2% SPANDEX. Aside from this being embarrassing, they feel like you're wearing no-breath snowpants.
i like what they've done with the logo?