Monday, August 17th, 2009
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Atlanta Mayoral Candidate Will Kill You With Robots

It's my two favorite things: guys who hate bums and guys who build killer robots and want to be mayor of Atlanta. Together they are my one favorite thing! The best part is when the robot hoses down the guy who looks like a young Steven Wright. I'd like my robot to do that with the real one.

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mathnet (#27)

If only 13-year-old boys could vote.

TableNine (#1,104)

Judging by the ball scratching at 1:12, the homeless aren't the only ones in need of a hose down.

Dave Bry (#422)

And not five seconds after the ball-scratching, the guy says, to the crack-smoking bum in his fantasy scenario, "You're on live video, everybody's watching you…" Amazing, the whole clip.

Abe Sauer (#148)

Ha ha ha. Pussy. Milwaukee's mayor will kill you with his bare hands. One. At. A. Time.

uther37 (#1,375)

I used to work on the same block as this guy and I can't blame him. I have seen people robbed, beaten with baseball bats, and even a murder. The crime is insane in the area, and I have been threatened many times with weapons. If I had that robot, I would use it, but it would at least have pepper spray, not just water.

That guy is a little weird though!

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