Ha, here is the story of the 25-year-old Times sports reporter who is killing on the steroids scandal beat. Best part, about his college internship in Boston: "While at The Globe, he wrote 10 pieces. 'I thought I was King Shit on Turd Island,' he said."

I am *never* going to try to forecast eye-rollage!
He grew up on Long Island and claims to be both a Mets and a Yankees fan. Someone should take his sports reporter credentials away immediately.