
You may recall Fortunate Teens Party With Morrissey, 1994, artist Derek Erdman's imagining of an unlikely incident with the miserablist pop sensation. The folks at Insound are offering two exclusive further works from Erdman: Three Quarters of Joy Division Win Big at OTB, above, and Mark E Smith Writes 417 Royalty Cheques Every Year. When we finally sell this website for a shit ton of money, I am so commissioning Pete Shelley Angrily Destroys A Fruit Machine While A Bemused Howard DeVoto Reads Camus.
Monday, July 27, 2009
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Can we get a Magnetic Fields orgy?
Polyphonic Spree Operating Denny's #2752, Dubuqe, Iowa.
yes. please yes.
Sleater-Kinney Loses Its Hyphen To Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Where's the glass of beer and ash tray?
Dear Balk,
Please make this viewable in the US!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cultureshow/videos/2009/03/s5_e29_loop2_preview/
I went to see In the Loop and enjoyed it (as large TV if not cinema), but I'll be gosh-darned if I listen to your favorite music groups.
Best post-title ever. (Uh).
These really are some of the nicest things out there. Now how about Sparks grouting their uncle's guest bathroom?
Reading the name Howard Devoto on something other than my iPod just made my day.
I'm torn between
Gang of Four Caught in Signing War Between Crips and Bloods
and
Mission of Burma Upgraded to Full-Fledged Embassy (U Nu?).