Oh ho, a bit later than promised, now The Faster Times is live! I don't quite know what to do with it yet and I'm not sure why it's faster but I'm clicking on things. Oooh, I hit "surprise me" and it sent me to the wine section! That was a surprise. Ooh, I hit "surprise me" again and it took me to the Civil Liberties section! Ha ha, that's fun! Yay Internet. Though one thing I will say, I will take our advice columnist over all of theirs any day.
OMG why is an atom bomb going off behind these people? Are they in Terminator 2?!
Am I the only one getting these weird pop-up windows on the Awl asking me to complete a survey? About how much money I make etc.?
That might be from some damn video we've embedded. It should disappear? We're pretty sure it's not the site itself--and you shouldn't be getting them! Poor office Windows computers....
I think it's for the Nissan ads. I keep filling them out hoping they give you guys more money. Guess I can stop.
I. Have. Taken it. For you, I thought!
What's a graphic designer for website layout called? They need one.
They need to come up with more surprises because I got the exact same order of "surprises" as you.
you'd think they'd send you phoebe cates.
I can't seem to find this awesome Surprise Me button?
And, to be fair to them, it's a real pain in the ass to cut around people's hair correctly in Photoshop. You can zoom in and use a really small brush if you want to be anal about it, or you can just drop the bomb.
My first thought: "good god! look at all those words! I can't read like this!" Then I hit the Surprise Me button and it took me to "Special Needs, Cammie McGovern". FU