Every year, we learn afresh how awful it is to live in D.C. It is that time again for The Hill's "50 Most Beautiful People." Basically I wouldn't instigate intercourse with any of these people even if I were using Peggy Noonan's genitalia. (Well?) Although on the plus side, the people of color percentage is up this year to an astounding double digits! There really is change in the ethers.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
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That's what a 26yo looks like these days? Is that sort of like how all the people in my mother's 1950s high school yearbook look like they're 40?
Look at Melissa Adamson or Courtney Carrow - they make this guy look like a preteen.
Holy smokes!
Good god. that guy above looks like an unholy combination of Oklahoma's Blake Griffin and George Bush...
now that i've looked at all of them, it's true that politics is just hollywood for ugly people, no?
That tie is awful.
Good god, you can buy better ties for five bucks on the streets of Manhattan.
you can buy better ties than that on the streets of Mumbai.
As a DC resident, I must say that Hill staffers are some of the most deplorable people on the planet and are generally thought of as a joke to everyone who isn't a staffer. Staffers from the South routinely wear bowties, cowboy hats, or bolo ties. It should also be noted that one of the first people on that list is Michelle Bachman's press secretary.
Interesting how Bachman's aide's anecdote is about the time she got soaked while using a power-washer. One would almost think she's exploiting that fact that she's a young female beauty contestant winner for personal gain. But that couldn't be...
Abandon decent-fitting suits and shirts all ye who enter here.
He must be a hoot on a first date. "So what do you do when you're not working?"
"I'm really into making lists about how much money I'm going to try to save."
Josh Voorhees
He went to Jared
So his childhood was about accumulating money and his adulthood is about what other people think of him. I suspect some kind of nurturing deficiency in his parents.
laissez-faire parenting. The free market of emotions.
ooh, I like that
+50 shares
I'll trade you 15 shares of 'like' for 12 'I give a damns.' Cause I could use 'em.
it's a deal, although I've never really been good playing the fake emotional stock market
OK, but Ty Cobb is hot. And gay, of course.
I have to get me some of that Geico insurance.
I had sex with a real-life DC Republican dude in the back of his pick up truck (once!)
He was pretty hot when he finally shut up but yes, this is startlingly accurate.
awesome.
He needs an earring.