Meet Catherine Crabill, candidate for the Republican nomination from Virginia's 99th District to serve in the Old Dominion's lower chamber. Catherine's a fan of Judeo-Christian values, the rants of Rick Santelli, and FOMENTING VIOLENT REVOLUTION IN THE EVENT THAT DEMOCRATIC METHODS PROVE INEFFECTIVE. Watch your ass, Michele Bachmann: I don't think even you can bring this kind of crazy.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
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Democrats are in Season in November, too.
I love when crazy Aunt Catty escapes from the attic and makes her way downtown to harass the tourists with apocalyptic warnings about the government.
Sheesh.
Annebibible?
Virginia Ordinance of Secession
April 17, 1861
AN ORDINANCE
To Repeal the ratification of the Constitution of the United States of America, by the State of Virginia, and to resume all the rights and powers granted under said Constitution:
The people of Virginia, in their ratification of the Constitution of the United States of America, adopted by them in Convention, on the 25th day of June, in the year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and eight-eight, having declared that the powers granted them under the said Constitution were derived from the people of the United States, and might be resumed whensoever the same should be perverted to their injury and oppression, and the Federal Government having perverted said powers, not only to the injury of the people of Virginia, but to the oppression of the Southern slaveholding States.
Now, therefore, we, the people of Virginia, do declare and ordain that the Ordinance adopted by the people of this State in Convention, on the twenty-fifth day of June, in the year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-eight, whereby the Constitution of the United States of America was ratified, and all acts of the General Assembly of this State, ratifying or adopting amendments to said Constitution, are hereby repealed and abrogated; that the union between the State of Virginia and the other States under the Constitution aforesaid, is hereby dissolved, and that the State of Virginia is in the full possession and exercise of all the rights of sovereignty which belong to a free and independent State. And they do further declare that the said Constitution of the United State of America is no longer binding on any of the citizens of this State.
This Ordinance shall take effect and be an act of this day when ratified by a majority of the votes of the people of this State, cast at a poll to be taken thereon on the fourth Thursday in May next, in pursuance of a schedule hereafter to be enacted.
Done in Convention, in the city of Richmond, on the seventeenth day of April, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-one, and in the eighty-fifth year of the Commonwealth of Virginia
JNO. L. EUBANK,
Sec'y of Convention.
We all know how that turned out, eh?
I doubt she'll win. That district (my home district!) has elected a Democrat for decades.
She obviously doesn't have handlers cuz... that shirt...
Even Peggy Hill had the sense to wear a sundress that didn't clash with the background.
maybe it's just me, but sleveless blouses (do we think she made it herself?) are always an indicator of a household that buys Hydrox cookies and smells like guilt.
What other Malcolm X quote is she going to garble? "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock; Plymouth landed on Us Rock"?!
Well, she's just reaching for bullet boxes. Without guns, that can't do too much damage, right?
She's white, uptight and, gosh darn it, she's just crazy enough to make it!
heh.
Why are people who probably don't know how to use the internet so good at going viral on it?