On the same day that Patrizia D'Addario, the hooker at the center of Silvio Berlusconi's hooker-fucking scandal, faced accusations from her alleged former pimp that she had tried to kill the alleged former pimp and his wife by running them off the road while they were out riding on his Vespa scooter, the Italian Prime Minister showed up at a radio station's "DJ For A Day" program and chose to play a song by a noted cocaine addict called "Reckless Life" as the first track. I would make a joke here about how the second song he played was called "I Love To Fuck Murderous Hookers," but why bother? You cannot top reality, particularly the Italian version.