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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

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Trade Paper Dances On Sad Actor's Bankrupt Grave

THE JESUS BALDWINThis Wall Street Journal report on the bankruptcy filing by actor Stephen Baldwin (oh, I know) seems unusually... harsh! "Stephen Baldwin and wife Kennya have filed for Chapter 11 protection, proof that even star status and a tattoo of Hannah Montana's initials on your left shoulder are no shield against the ravages of a wrecked economy." Okay I guess it is funny a little? Also, wow, that dude has been living way beyond his means apparently!

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NicFit
NicFit (#616)

Is this one the cokehead or the Jesus freak?

josh_speed
josh_speed (#97)

This is the hottest Baldwin / i.e., the Jesus Freak. He's still hot, I wanted that jacket he wore in The Usual Suspects so badly, and now he's just a sad poor born-again. *sigh!*

RonMwangaguhunga

Peg Brickley was unusually prickly

WindowSeat
WindowSeat (#180)

Maybe a wave of 90's nostalgia will save him AND Pauley Shore? Bio-Dome II anyone?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

reality show at best.

NotAndersonCooper

I miss the shame of bankruptcy. Fortunately there's still the shame of being Stephen Baldwin.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

Stephen Baldwin has 'dick-sucking' lips.

RonMwangaguhunga

-- Lips, we cannot fail to note, pursed not unlike a shaved cat's ass.

saythatscool
saythatscool (#101)

Looks like there needs to be a second season of Ty Murray's Celebrity Bull Riding Challenge on CMT.

Hee Haw!

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

...and he saw it was good.

SeaBassTian
SeaBassTian (#281)

God can't help you now, Christian Soldier!

FeyBoohoozer
FeyBoohoozer (#410)

Jeebus will save him.

sox
sox (#652)

wow, for a jesus freak he sure looks pretty stoned in that picture. i didn't know jesus still loved you if you did illicit drugs. pot's not that expensive though, so what's he been buying, anyway?

MollyBloomberg
MollyBloomberg (#1,169)

Took a piss next to him at a christo-fascist Teenmania event I was working in SF. The man is unquestionably insane. The Christian sub-culture loves D-list celebs and they have played him for all he's worth. Which it seems isn't very much.

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

what Stephen Baldwin is worth is the content of my left pocket: a stained dime, two loose breath mints, a paperclip, and some lint.

atipofthehat
atipofthehat (#797)

In 1998, you could have gotten $10 million for a startup that would put those pocket contents on the Web!

rj77
rj77 (#210)

There should be a German word for this...

zidaane
zidaane (#373)

Stephen: "yo, bro... it's stephen."
Alec: "..."

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