Now this is perverse. "Troll Craigslist (carefully), and you'll find no shortage of couples soliciting strangers to split the rent with them." Eww! The couples get a single to move in to share the rent and next thing you know? "Sometimes it almost feels like I'm in a relationship with their relationship," say the singles. Annnnd guess who's getting kicked to the curb the second that someone gets pregnant? (Ha, particularly if it's you who gets pregnant, relationship-intruder.)
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
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This arrangement works only if the apartment features a laugh track to accompany the hilarious misunderstandings and quirky neighbors.
A swinging door helps also!
The pervy, lecherous lanlord must wear an ascot.
Ascots get a bad wrap!
But in Williamsburgh everybody is Larry.
I mean that was a reply to Captain F.
I actually think I'd love to live with a couple because then maybe they would come home at the end of the day and just talk to each other instead of to ME. I hate living with people who "want to chat".
"...announced to her roommates that her German boyfriend, a documentary filmmaker whom we’ll call Werner..."
awesome and totally unnecessary!
Roomiespeak:
"Who forgot to flush???" = "How are you?"
they really missed the boat by not bringing more of Jake Bronstein's Road Rules / blogging experience to the story. If you can survive for months in an MTV-filmed RV and post naked pictures of yourself on the internet, where's the challenge in having a third roommate in a gigantic apartment?