This is about eight different kinds of awesome: "Children taking part in a study to measure how much exercise they do fooled researchers by attaching their pedometers to their pet dogs."
Friday, July 10, 2009
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"The study suggests the subjects are getting adequate exercise, but it also indicates that they are humping couches and eating dog feces."
I hope the dogs lost some weight.
I ate dog treats that looked like chocolates in the 8th grade, and I've been pretty thin ever since.
But I'm explained correlation is not causation, which is why science can go piss up a rope.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but those chocolate dog treats contained tape worms.
Sympathy here. My brother and I used to go through the trouble of wetting our toothbrushes to make our mom THINK we had brushed our teeth.
Also: I was a fat kid back in the day before obesity was a national "thing." Some. Bull. Shit.