Oh, people/animals. Don't you hate it when you're sleeping with a married guy high up the totem pole at work-you know, because you have such excellent judgment skills-and then you decide he is a liar and then you dump him and then you suddenly get fired? Because then you get to destroy his life in the press and in court, which is fun, because why shouldn't you? He's a schmuck, you're a schmuck, you can roll around in the schmuckiness together. It's sort of like if seagulls had newspapers and wedding rings. It's all "Squawk squawk squawk."
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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i like seagulls. esp. jonathan livingston.
This post is decorated with pimp ads from a concern called Mate1. Personally, I'm torn between Cindy, Amber, Rosa, AsHlEy, and another picture of Amber from another angle. I trust them because they have a 5-symbol URL.
I plan to take them all out and impress them with the 15 extra minutes of fart jokes I have memorized, which all sound so romantic in ennui-laden French....
Omg. Poor AsHlEy has a very strange name! But she is 24 and has blue eyes and that is nice for her.
If you're not all in for Rosa, well, I can't help you.
I soar for Rosa. O Eros!
So red the rose
I rise & pick for her,
so sore my longing,
so long the road.
Amber can't be 55, can she?
I'm grateful for the 18 with a check-mark on the banner on the right. Why? I just am, that's all, I don't want to talk about it.
So she's German and she's not that hot, which of course means their sex involved leather and metal. Or scheisse.
How do these things get started? Doctors who work closely together can't help but graze anatomy.
Stop that now.
Hmmmm.... is this what happened to Nick/Gawker and you guys?
umm, ewww! no.
This is so awesome. I'm sure the sex was like on True Blood between Bill and Sookie. I so hope the transcripts in court are published.
Seriously, though, the guy looks like a d-bag and she looks like the response to "how to be appealing to your boss in 15 steps" from Cosmo magazine. I'm sure the ginge color choices were in there too.
But you don't deserve to be fired from your living for breaking up with a d-bag. If she weren't fired, she wouldn't have had a case. What people do outside of work belongs in petty, dirty gossip and embarrassing photos on the web and not on your job review/dismissal.