According to Babelfish, that tagline for the German release of Observe and Report loosely means "That Hanukkah gelt is mine, bitch."
Monday, July 6, 2009
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Schadenfreude can't be translated either, and I'm about there with Seth.
How weird is it that "Observe And Report" translates to "Shopping-Center King?"
They were going to go with "Volkischer Beobachter," but it didn't test well...