The big question on everyone's mind about the transition in Alaska is whether incoming Governor Parnell will be able to resolve the thorny issues surrounding the Alaska Gasline Inducement Act in a way that is satisfactory to all parties involved. Ha, right, can you imagine? WHO CARES? No, what we all want to know is how outgoing Governor Sarah Palin will conduct herself on Twitter once she's simply Private Citizen Palin. Last night, there came an answer, along with this: "10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site." OMG, couldn't you just die? I don't know if I can wait ten whole days until Sarah starts up with "govt. should be hoarding money like a greedy jew, not spending it like a drunken eskimo!" And how wonderful is it going to be when she starts misquoting Chris Rock? The future finally looks bright.