HBO's "True Blood" and "Hung" did exceptionally well in the ratings Sunday night. Even "Entourage," now in its sixth season, saw vast improvement numbers-wise. All of this exceptionally good news for "Cockula: The Hollywood Files," my project about a vampire with an enormous dick who makes it big in LA. I'm thinking Viggo Mortensen for the lead, but if the right deal can be made I'm happy to consider alternatives.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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They really should add a show about the Mafia to their lineup.
Quentin Tarantino's Blacula Begins.
ALEX BALK GET RIGHT OUT OF MY SEXUAL FANTASIES.
Alex Balk, you are welcome in my sexual fantasies.
Oh, yeah. And insert a "I would like a treatment, please" joke here.
Sigh. I knew someone would read it that way. What I meant was... this post made me feel as if a teeny tiny little Balk was wandering about my brain, carrying a little notepad, sighing deeply every so often while jotting down a note, occasionally smirking with derision at my utter predictability and, quite frankly, lame taste. And then the hopelessness of it all becomes to much for him to stand and the next thing you know he's riding a skateboard around my gray matter, sobbing uncontrollably.
/vampire nerd
/size queen
/weird alex balk fetishist
/this is why you're still single
So this is an autobiographic roman àcleffy kind of thingy?
Like True Blood. Am slowly getting into Hung (love that Jane Adams). Can't believe people -- frat boys? -- are still watching Entourage. I almost didn't vote for Obama upon learning that this was his favorite show.
Let's move on, people. Stop -- so to speak -- gawking.
You don't think the Entourage thing was more of an Rahm/Ari bone toss than a real opinion?
ahhhhhh, you've solved that mystery for me kitten.
actually, you know,i would pay good money, bad money, or frankly mediocre money to see rahm emmanuel play a vampire with a giant dong.
Looks like that BloodCopy blog worked!
Well, it's the economy, stupid. Everything is about sucking.
Count Cockula breakfast cereal tastes funny. I still prefer Boobberry.
Hey, T9, that's a great avatar picture-- really brings out your eyes. How do I upload one?
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