Rampaging Fowl Continue Crusade Against People
As part of our ongoing mission to document the avian war on humanity, we bring you this story about two British joggers attacked by vicious buzzards in separate incidents. An "expert" claims that the birds "did not want to eat any of their victims," but HOW DOES HE KNOW FOR SURE? Be careful out there, everybody.
Previously: San Francisco blackbird attacks passersby
Because of my casual attempts at birdwatching, my sister is always asking me if I'll "be on the right side" when the inter-species war starts. I don't want to send her this link because I don't want to admit she might be right.