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Friday, July 10, 2009

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One of the Secret Information-Gathering CIA Schemes To Be Disbanded

So, SOME secret program, run out of the CIA, which nobody in Congress knew about, and that the head of the CIA was informed about the other day, is going to be shut down now. It was "related to the collection of information" and terrorism is all they will tell us. So whatever they were doing that was shocking and upsetting and outrageous will no longer happen now! Oh yay, puppies and flowers, everything's fine now.

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davidwatts
davidwatts (#72)

It was so terrible the CIA shut it down VOLUNTARILY?

The mind boggles. Also, hi, CIA, operatives!

sorry your heinous

Yay, more unemployment buddies!

sorry your heinous

I wish Robert Ludlum was still alive

El Matardillo
El Matardillo (#586)

Why, he wrote another book just the other day about the plot to reanimate Michael Jackson's brain with a combination of OxiClean, epsom salt and a small electric current.

sorry your heinous

That prolific bastard

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

Harvey Levin probably ran a story about this six months ago.

Colonel Mustard

Well, next time I won't be so quick to fall for the old A/S/L/SSN/PIN/Address/Voting Record requests in the ILoveCats chat room.

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