Friday, July 17th, 2009

Nikki Finke: Her Litigious Nature

FREE NIKKI, OFF THE PIGSThe lawsuits that divine Hollywood blogger Nikki Finke (I refer to her in that fashion because getting emails from her is just too intense, and also? She is rather divine) has filed, according to today's front page (!!!) New York Times mini-profile:

1. "The New York Post, the News Corporation and the Walt Disney Company" for wrongful termination.
2. A class action suit against E*Trade for non-disclosed recording of phone calls.
3. A contractor working on her house, because she injured her foot.
4. A car dealership, over an extended warranty.

WHO WILL BE NEXT? Maybe you!

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Abe Sauer (#148)

Nikki Finke is a secret white supremacist who helps fund Hamas. She had a sex change operation at the age of 19. (There, now MAYBE YOU! :)

KarenUhOh (#19)

She made me cough up a hairball.

Tuna Surprise (#573)

5. The CIA for illegally intercepting the radio signals that are broadcast on her teeth fillings.

Slapdash (#174)

6. The Hollywood sign, just because it's so visible, and is therefore stealing her thunder.

Seriously, fuck that sign.

josh_speed (#97)

She may be as crazy as an herbed, parmesan-crusted crouton, but I loves me some Nikki Finke.

She is the one who started the (actually based on fact)'Brokeback Mountain didn't win Best Picture because homophobic Academy members refused to watch it, and preferred a crappy, LA-shot ensemble piece like Crash' conspiracy theory.

Dan Kois (#646)

Every time I saw her name in my inbox I had to pause to let the panic subside before opening the email.

devilgirl (#1,140)

L.A, for having a smog problem.

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