July 13, 2009

Kim Jong Il Ailing, Unhealthy, Sick, Poorly, Unwell, Etc.

by Balk posted @10:38 AM

I told you he was sick
Due to secrecy and the difficulty of obtaining accurate intelligence, it's hard to know exactly the state of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il's health. But if the latest reports that he has terminal cancer turn out to be true (the three captions above are presented in reverse order) we're pretty sure that he will be mourned the most by the headline writers at the New York Post.

 
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  1. sorry your heinous [#648]

    Kim Jong Ill? (that's my favorite)

  2. JaguarPaw [#312]

    not to rain on the Dear Leader's parade, but can we just reiterate that when rihanna and the boxer-bf were in court recently the Post front page (!) headline was The Beat Goes On

  3. MisterHippity [#46]

    Here are a few extra headlines, in case the Post needs them:

    KIM JONG ALIVE, BUT IL BE DEAD SOON
    KIM'S VIM DIMS
    *JONG!* BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

  4. Krugmanic Depressive [#403]

    Ill Communication: Pyongyang Flack Says Kim, Erica Jong to Wed

 

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