Karl Malden Leaves Home Without It For The Last Time

Jesus Christ, you know who needs a vacation? The Grim Reaper.

Karl Malden, one of Hollywood’s strongest and most versatile supporting actors, who won an Oscar playing his Broadway-originated role as Mitch in “A Streetcar Named Desire,” died today. He was 97. Malden starred in the 1970s TV series “The Streets of San Francisco” and was the longtime American Express traveler’s-check spokesman, warning travelers to not leave home without it. He died of natural causes at his home in Brentwood.

I mean, yes, sure, 97. But let’s try and space these things out a little better going forward, shall we?