More fuel for the Silvio Berlusconi hooker scandal fire: Yesterday, reports the Guardian, "left-leaning news magazine, L'Espresso, posted 'pillow talk' recordings that an escort said she made during a night with the septuagenarian Italian leader." Patrizia D'Addario, the escort in question, says the tapes center around the evening they spent together in Berlusconi's Roman palazzo (coincidentally, the night of Barack Obama's election!). But could the whole thing actually help the Prime Minister?
The Guardian speculates that it might, because Berlusconi is old and has suffered from prostate cancer, but if he can still get it up to fuck an escort, he will be a hero to simple-minded Italian men who think (and vote) with their dicks. Also, D'Addario claims that she never received an envelope full of cash, bolstering Berlusconi's claim that he's never paid for sex. (I'm not sure how stiffing a hooker is a plus, but, you know, Italy.) Finally:
In a third snippet, it is claimed she confides to the same intermediary that Berlusconi asked her whether next time they met she would agree to a menage-a-trois with another of his girlfriends.Ah, shit. That guy is gonna be in office until they wheel out his coffin."He said that he has a girlfriend and would like to have me lick this girlfriend," D'Addario says, according to the posted recordings.

I mean really, who among us didn't engage in a little election-night sex? It was a big night! Come on!
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(Starring Ambra Angliolini, once a TV idol in Berlusconi's Non E' La Rai http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZvdC0IZL8o )
There are more snippets of recordings on L'Espresso today: http://espresso.repubblica.it/dettaglio/intercettazioni/2104824.
Among other things, we learn that Berlusconi never uses a condom, and that something that he did to Patrizia "hurt like crazy" "at the beginning".
Better than a soap opera!
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/sisqo/video/x2apcf_lil-kim-ft-sisqo-how-many-licks-unc_music
probably NSFW.
Huh. I was thinking more along the lines of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw
(Shut up, Cho!)
It's my understanding that the Italian American One Voice Coalition http://www.iaonevoicecoalition.org has asked him to step down, because, you know, it's making their anti-stereotyping campaign harder.
I'm sure this isn't the first time an Italian escort has been asked to chow Bella.
Very nice.