I Had Sex With The Prime Minister Of Italy And All I Got Was This Lousy MEP Gig
Patrizia D'Addario, the hooker at the center of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's recent hooker-fucking scandal finally explains exactly why she upset enough to come forth with her story:
He didn't pay me, but he promised to send me two people to take care of a problem I had with planning permission which was blocking a building project. To me that was equal to earning €2,000 extra. That project was really close to my heart and he understood that, so I was satisfied. But that is not what happened. Instead he offered me a seat in the European Parliament.
The European Parliament? Talk about getting fucked and screwed! Having sex with a hooker is one thing, Mr. Berlusconi, but attempting paying her off with the world's least exciting political gig? Have you NO SHAME?
I admit to being curious about this "building project." Real estate mogul by day, hooker by night?
I'm more worried that MEP jobs are apparently now the Great Dictator's to give; it's an elected post with a particular tendency to be taken by parties which are less important on a national scale.
Entrepreneurial Italian lass screws sleazy media/real estate/insurance tycoon/sports team owner-cum- politician, hulking types dispatched to take care of her "problem", wide-open seat in European Parliament…c'mon, Siffredi–Back Corridors of Power just wrote itself!!
Are you kidding? MEP jobs are among the most coveted political sinecures in the world. Six-figure salaries, huge living allowance and expense accounts, and you do next to nothing. The real work, such as it is, is done by an enormous bureaucracy.