Comments on: Happy Birthday Franz Kafka! http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka Seriously, this could not be more beta Sun, 21 Mar 2010 01:02:52 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: KarenUhOh http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12225 KarenUhOh Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:02:24 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12225 Josef K was guilty. Josef K was guilty.

]]> By: Krugmanic Depressive http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12185 Krugmanic Depressive Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:26:11 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12185 <i>Some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action... It's quite unpleasant.</i> Only an Oxford don of a certain ilk would think that these two were equivalently icky. Some of it is quite dark, with animals committing fellatio and girl-on-girl action… It's quite unpleasant. Only an Oxford don of a certain ilk would think that these two were equivalently icky.

]]> By: Flashman http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12184 Flashman Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:10:20 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12184 <i>..Because</i> of the Internal Revenue Service? ..Because of the Internal Revenue Service?

]]> By: El Matardillo http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12183 El Matardillo Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:39:04 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12183 BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Palin has resigned her office effective the end of July in order to marry soon-to-be ex-Gawker star Richard Lawson in Utah! Word is that Palin, her husband Todd, and Lawson will star in this fall's remake of <i>Three's Company</i> on Fox! BREAKING NEWS: Sarah Palin has resigned her office effective the end of July in order to marry soon-to-be ex-Gawker star Richard Lawson in Utah! Word is that Palin, her husband Todd, and Lawson will star in this fall's remake of Three's Company on Fox!

]]> By: El Matardillo http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12179 El Matardillo Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:24:31 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12179 Franz Kafka, patron saint of the Internal Revenue Service. Franz Kafka, patron saint of the Internal Revenue Service.

]]> By: rj77 http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12177 rj77 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:13:54 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12177 He makes killer <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_dFpKZo54w" rel="nofollow">rock opera</a>. He makes killer rock opera.

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12176 SarahHeartburn Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:40:34 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12176 Oh, and as long as we're worrying about your business future, you could at least mention how many fart jokes Kafka made. (Czech food is fatty and gassy. Go for it.) Oh, and as long as we're worrying about your business future, you could at least mention how many fart jokes Kafka made. (Czech food is fatty and gassy. Go for it.)

]]> By: showmeonthedoll http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12175 showmeonthedoll Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:53:43 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12175 I'd like to add two things. 1. "In the Penal Colony" The story that offers the greatest insight into the mind of Dick Cheney, our country's greatest ever Commandant. http://records.viu.ca/~johnstoi/kafka/inthepenalcolony.htm 2. Whores. He liked whores as well as porn. I'd like to add two things.

1. "In the Penal Colony"
The story that offers the greatest insight into the mind of Dick Cheney, our country's greatest ever Commandant.

http://records.viu.ca/~johnstoi/kafka/inthepenalcolony.htm

2. Whores. He liked whores as well as porn.

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12174 SarahHeartburn Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:48:59 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12174 Oh, and I meant the above with affection, but fuck me anyway. Oh, and I meant the above with affection, but fuck me anyway.

]]> By: SarahHeartburn http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/happy-birthday-franz-kafka#comment-12173 SarahHeartburn Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:48:19 +0000 http://www.theawl.com/?p=6680#comment-12173 I will, and I really mean WILL watch this sometime over the weekend. (Thanks for leaving the lonely and lovelorn and internet dependent among us with a few playthings). And I have no doubt 18 minute videos on Kafka will turn the tide on finding investors for your site. Love you all. I will, and I really mean WILL watch this sometime over the weekend. (Thanks for leaving the lonely and lovelorn and internet dependent among us with a few playthings). And I have no doubt 18 minute videos on Kafka will turn the tide on finding investors for your site. Love you all.

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