Your president is in New Jersey today campaigning for Governor Jon Corzine. How much trouble is Corzine in? He's gonna lose to this guy. I swear to God, I know nothing about Chris Christie, but Jesus Christ, is he doing a Luca Brasi impression here? I keep waiting for him to say that his first tax cut will be a masculine tax cut.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
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The good news is, if his Teleprompter breaks, they'll have time to order a new one and he won't miss a beat.
What is it about tax cuts that appeals to masculine panic?
Meanwhile in California, our own over-compensator has taken to the airwaves (possibly illegally!) to explain why he's being such an obstructionist prick about the budget. Sample quote: "The road stops here."
http://tiny.cc/ZU0h0
This guy has the charisma of spoiled milk. It's almost enough to make me vote for Corzine. Almost.
I'll bet even Barack Obama would get followed in any 7-11 in New Jersey.
I could never vote for anyone who would allow an ad with such poor production values.
I swear, I couldn't get more then 10 seconds in. The sound quality! I wanted to buy the man a boom mike and then bludgeon him to death with it.
The Club for Growth should chip in to buy him a neck.
It has to be said, I'm sorry: That's Pussy from the Sopranos, right?