Chain Restaurant Food Shockingly Not Great For Your Internal Organs

Not since Katie Couric got a camera up the tushie to advocate for colonoscopies has a morning news journalist gone so far in pursuit of a story inside her own body. This "Good Morning America" bit on what happens to your insides when you eat crap is kind of gross—who would have thought, right?—but I decided it was less likely to cause you discomfort than any clip from the Sarah Palin Self-Justification Tour. Anyway, I'll be having coffee and NOTHING for lunch, because ewww.