Comments on: Can Smokin' Hot Sarah Palin Beat Smokin' Cigarettes Barack Obama In A Footrace?

By: Patrick M

Patrick M — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:38:06 +0000

You will understand if you were axed what?
BOOM THERE'S YOUR RACISM

..but for real I actually believe that her use of "race" (definition 1, "to run a foot r~") is some kind of coded message to her nur-fÃ¼r-Deutsche base who read it as definition 2 ("master r~") because that's the only way what I just watched makes any sense.

By: hman

hman — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:09:19 +0000

Aw, she just misses Track, you guys.

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:50:05 +0000

You know, rather than wasting a lot of money on a convention, perhaps the GOP can pick its 2012 candidate on an episode of "Wipeout."

By: jolie

jolie — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:35:08 +0000

Pay attention, prostitution whore. The correct answer is E) Hold him while he weeps for the world.

By: jfruh

jfruh — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:10:59 +0000

The ABC anchors (especially the male one) sound pretty disgusted with themselves as the item begins, but you can feel their professionalism kicking in and perkiness increasing as they soldier on.

By: Ardnay

Ardnay — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:04:22 +0000

And somewhere in central Ohio, a real estate agent reading Runners World in his chiropractor's waiting room nods, smirks and whispers the "n" word to himself. No, Mr. Balk, you shouldn't think things are better.

By: rod_townsend

rod_townsend — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:57:37 +0000

http://purpleeast.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/sm_ball_gag_lg.jpg

By: ValerieFlame

ValerieFlame — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:56:18 +0000

Somebody explain please why they all look photoshopped… in the obvious my-head-but-not-my-body way…

By: Kataphraktos

Kataphraktos — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:47:49 +0000

*Kataphraktos likes this*

By: brianvan

brianvan — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:44:06 +0000

Am I supposed to:
* Make a witty comment
* High-five you
* Cry and take another nap
* Move to Canada

By: withelectrolytes

withelectrolytes — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:36:27 +0000

Sure, you can beat our half-Kenyan President in a footrace you ridiculous preening clown of a woman.

I will understand if I am axed (not that The Awl does that yet) for this admittedly kind of racist post.

By: brent_cox

brent_cox — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:33:03 +0000

ABC News, America's Finest News Source.

By: clarencerosario

clarencerosario — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:31:18 +0000

Joe Camel v. Joe Cameltoe?

By: El Matardillo

El Matardillo — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:22:53 +0000

Sarah Palin can do a lot of things Barack Obama could never do, none of which qualify her for any office.

By: KarenUhOh

KarenUhOh — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:20:59 +0000

She ought to be able to cross Mark Sanford's finish line without much stretching.