I don't know why this "news" item infuriates me so much, but it does. This country deserves everything it gets, and I include myself in that condemnation for actually a) putting the thing up and b) still being vaguely idealistic enough to think things should be better.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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She ought to be able to cross Mark Sanford's finish line without much stretching.
Sarah Palin can do a lot of things Barack Obama could never do, none of which qualify her for any office.
Joe Camel v. Joe Cameltoe?
ABC News, America's Finest News Source.
Sure, you can beat our half-Kenyan President in a footrace you ridiculous preening clown of a woman.
I will understand if I am axed (not that The Awl does that yet) for this admittedly kind of racist post.
*Kataphraktos likes this*
You will understand if you were axed what?
BOOM THERE'S YOUR RACISM
..but for real I actually believe that her use of "race" (definition 1, "to run a foot r~") is some kind of coded message to her nur-für-Deutsche base who read it as definition 2 ("master r~") because that's the only way what I just watched makes any sense.
Am I supposed to:
* Make a witty comment
* High-five you
* Cry and take another nap
* Move to Canada
Pay attention, prostitution whore. The correct answer is E) Hold him while he weeps for the world.
Somebody explain please why they all look photoshopped... in the obvious my-head-but-not-my-body way...
http://purpleeast.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/sm_ball_gag_lg.jpg
And somewhere in central Ohio, a real estate agent reading Runners World in his chiropractor's waiting room nods, smirks and whispers the "n" word to himself. No, Mr. Balk, you shouldn't think things are better.
The ABC anchors (especially the male one) sound pretty disgusted with themselves as the item begins, but you can feel their professionalism kicking in and perkiness increasing as they soldier on.
You know, rather than wasting a lot of money on a convention, perhaps the GOP can pick its 2012 candidate on an episode of "Wipeout."
Aw, she just misses Track, you guys.