There are reports that some of the new Apple iPhones are prone to overheating to dangerous temperatures, potentially endangering users' safety. Before we discuss this implications of this possibility, let's all have a good laugh at the expense of the trendsucking scum who shelled out for the new iPhone: Hahahahahaha, sucker, I hope your sear your ear right off! Okay, that felt good. Anyway, the folks at Fox News who delivered this story crammed it full with enough disclaimers about how there are no actual numbers to support this as the full-blown panic they so desperately want it to be; for its part, Apple has not addressed the issue, but did say that it might not be a good idea to use the iPhone's GPS in bright sunlight OR ELSE YOU WILL EXPLODE. So if you need to travel, best to do it at night. Anyway, knowing iPhone users, I predict that ritual iPhone cheek scarification is going to be the next big thing; it's just one more way to prove your superiority to the plebes who are stuck with Palms or Blackberrys or, God forbid, regular cell phones?